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| ~ No 4 / Mar 2001 / Page 3 ~ | ~ Mint rubbing - a way of life ~ |
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Green Romanians I am green. And I am not a Martian. Nor am I sick, or painted. I'm just green. I am a Green Romanian. If you are Romanian, you surely know what "romƒn verde" means. If you're not 'one of ours' ("unul de-ai nostri"- this is how Green Romanians speak.) you are happy enough to stay away from that situation. But, because I am a real Romanian, I love beeing green and I write you this letter to pay my tribute to your amazing discovery - mint rubbing, the freshest approach of life. Oh, what a great discovery! Oh, what an ancient and wide culture! Oh, what a pride to be part of such a smart, brave and inventive people! And oh, what a green person I became by rubbing the mint all my life! Yes, dear reader. I'm typing this words with green fingers: it's with them I rub the mint. My lips are green, too: it's mint I ate from my mother's breasts (she rubbed it first, of course, or my father did, I don't remember.) All I see is mint, so my eyes are green. I have no hair, but if I had some, I'm sure it would have been green. I'm green from head to toes. Even my feet are green: all my roads take me to large fields of mint, ready to be rubbed, right on the spot (any harvesting would be a denial of our way of life, wouldn't it?).  It's a green life, in a green country. I propose the next motto to your page, to our page: "I'm green and I say it loud/ I rub it and I'm proud!". Or, maybe it sounds better that way: "Rub it and say it loud: I'm green and I'm proud!". What do you think? Good luck, Green Romanians! (Sam)  The Romanian Mint Rubbing Association introduces, for the dedicated mint rubbers, the complete line of Mint Rubbing Garments(tm): improved clothing for the hardcore mint rubber. Our offer gets even better than this: we will provide you with the tools and the guide to create your own quality line of garments. Be them pret-a-porter or haute-couture, the mint rubbing types of garments that can be created are endless. Just follow the easy steps below and you will have the product ready in no time!
Explanations: 1. Click here and save the model file to disk (this will take some time, the file has 321kb for maximum quality). Load the file (.jpg format) in your favourite graphic application. 2. Turn on your printer and print the file on an A4 sheet of paper (colour printer recommended). 3. Cut the printed model (optional). 4. Find the garment you wish to change in a Mint Rubbing Garment(tm) - sweater, t-shirt, etc. 5. Print the RMRA logo on the front of the garment (this can be done at a professional print shop). 6. print the RMRA webpage on the back of the garment (optional). 7. and 8. are views of the completed garment. (RMRA) | |
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All materials should be considered lampoons. 800x600 recommended.