Mint Rubbing: Known to man since the dawn of time. Easiest, most convenient and wide-spread of techniques. No health hazards. Requires a quiet, peaceful location and mint.
Find location
Get rubbing mint
Rub some mint
Rub more mint
Relax
Warning! Mint rubbing causes addiction.
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Gas Burning: discovered later than mint rubbing, but used on a large scale at present.
Gas burning is a potentially hazardous activity and must only be performed by specialists. Contact your local firemen division for further information.
Always take the necessary precautions and use a highly ventilated room for burning gas.
Requires gas and an ignition source. Keep out of reach of children.
Example #1- Gas burning for beginners:
Mobile gas burning performed with the aid of hand held ignition devices. Easy, convenient and mobile. Drawback: limited duration.
Example #2 - Large scale gas burning:
Performed by using cooking appliances. Efficient and effective. Drawback: highly dangerous. Under no circumstances try this at home. |
Alternative techniques
Researched and implemented in modern times. Highly effective and complex techniques. Special skills and animals required.
Cat's Tail Pulling:
Requires cat. Possible health hazards if cat retaliates. Do not dislocate tail from cat.
Cutting leaves to dogs:
Requires dogs and leaves. Possible health hazards if dogs attack.
Research in progress.
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Cutting-edge techniques:
Recently discovered; still under testing. Should only be performed by authorized personnel.
Pretending it's raining:
Easy, efficient and convenient. Requires no special equipment or materials. Documentation and implementation in progress.
Laying with the belly towards the sun:
Similar to pretending it's raining. Requires favorable weather conditions.
Prolonged practice can lead to "loose summer" sindrome.
Charcoal rubbing:
Older, lower-grade mint rubbing technique. Requires charcoal.
No longer used due to sanitary and health issues.
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