AQUARIUS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Others see you as hardworking and dilligent even though we know you're really
a very skilled rubber. You get the chance to improve your abilities by gettig an
unexpected vacation from work.
PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar 19)
You're never afraid of work since you always find new ways to avoid it. This month
you fake pneumonia in order to escape your job for a few days.
ARIES (Mar 20 - Apr 18)
You have mastered the rare skill of appearing to be preoccupied and busy while
actually wasting time all day long. At the office you pretend to work on a
major project for three weeks, even though no one knows what it is about (including you).
TAURUS (Apr 19 - May 19)
Daydreaming about laying with the belly towards the sun on exotic island beaches does
not increase your productivity. You let people believe that you have a
second job and that's why you're always tired and annoying.
GEMINI (May 20 - Jun 20)
You meet an old friend / neighbor / colleague / brother and find a reason to leave
work earlier. Your excuse is the pursuit of an important and elusive
customer. Naturally, in the end he decides to go to the competition.
CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 21)
You do nothing of importance this month. Go back to sleep.
LEO (Jul 22 - Aug 22)
You get a cable internet connection at
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work this month. Even though everyone thinks
that the internet is helping you with your work, you spend hours chatting on IRC
and checking out porn.
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 21)
As a recognition of your achievements you get promoted to operations coordinator.
No one knows what you're supposed to do so you just act professional all day long
and send some faxes from time to time.
LIBRA (Sep 22 - Oct 22)
You switch jobs only to find that you are a highly adaptable person and you can
waste time in any environment. Since you're not allowed to install new software
applications on your computer, you spend the day researching the ancient game
of Minesweeper.
SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You live through some of the best weeks of your life while your boss is on sick
leave. You take this opportunity to impress your colleagues and co-workers by
ordering extra food and playing loud music.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 20)
This month is one of the most difficult months of your life. You actually
manage to get some work done. Be sure to watch your health.
CAPRICORN (Dec 21 - Jan 20)
You decide to start your own business in order to get control over your life and
build your own future. You start by taking an extended vacation in order to get
prepared for the challenges to come.
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We've discovered another few sites linking to the rmra webpage this month, on our endless sessions of web surfing. Take a look below at the pages of these great people:
We want to see who is te most inventive and innovative mintrubber on the web. That's why we're launching a contest for all websites linking to mintrubbing.org. What we want to find out is the description you
have posted on your page for the official RMRA website. The most inventive, funny, weird or outrageous description will get your site the mint rubber of the month award. Just